The Worst $5 You Ever Spent

by Hammered with Jesus

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Not much to say other than most of it was terribly mixed

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released August 1, 2016

Danny Ogden wrote most of it, played guitar and bass, and "sang". Jake Davis did all the drums and wrote some of it. Ethan Hodge did nothing cause that's what he does.

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Hammered with Jesus Cincinnati, Ohio

3 dudes who found gear and play hardcore punk rock. Fast, loud, and to the point. Not much to say other than that... Our shows will be posted at www.facebook.com/hammeredwithjesus. Thanks for checking us out!
(L2R in pic: Jake Davis, Danny Ogden, Ethan Hodge)
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Track Name: I'm Not a Cowboy
I, I ain't no goddamn cowboy just cause I ride horses and stuff
And I, I ain't no goddamn cowboy, seems like I'm called that way too much

If I was a cowboy I'd kick your ass
After I smack you in the face with a whiskey glass
Cause dumb shit starts fights among idiots
If I was a cowboy I'd shoot em all
As I make my way drunk into your local mall
Cause Jack, guns shots, and meth solve everything

I, I ain't no fucking cowboy
Only as much as a buddhist priest
And I, don't wanna be a fucking cowboy
I'd rather jerk off non-stop for 2 or 3 weeks
Track Name: Kill the Government
Don't really give a fuck about what they want
Rather live a hard life than go through complacency
Can't let them have any control over my thoughts
I see it everyday, those people seems so sickly

Get a wife, have kids, die..
Go bury yourself in debt
The few are placing bets
That you'll succumb to their lies

Track your location spying on your cell phone calls
Where's the freedom? More like domestic espionage
A random guy with no high school education
Gave up his life for people living in this fucked nation

Get a wife, have kids, die...
Go bury yourself in debt
The few are placing bets
That you'll succumb to their lies
Fuck their punishments
Need to kill this government
Track Name: Protect and Serve
Go driving down the street
In search for just a little weed
They see my appearance...
Automatically their profiling
What the fuck is this now?
Pulled over for no good damn reason
They wanna search my shit now
Including every single cavity
Apparently I'm guilty
Headed to jail just for a seed

Supposed to protect our rights
They just shove them right up your ass
And they still have the nerve
To say that they protect and serve

Walking around my house
Searching for just boredom relief
My girl is in a bad mood
And directing her bullshit at me
Words lead to physical
Now this chick suddenly hits me
I can't hit her back so I just
Restrain her gently as can be
It doesn't matter what I did
Headed back to jail for what she did

Laws, they make no sense
They're only out to take your pence
They never gave a fuck
They want you just to blow and suck
They always seem so sure
But don't know the meaning of their words
And they still have the nerve
To say that they protect and serve
Track Name: A Love Song
I don't wanna hear another break up song
I can't pretend and just play along
And don't really care who's right or wrong
I just don't wanna hear another fucking love song

Why should I care about your relationships?
Even if I saw it clear through all of the distortion...
I know a few depressed and solely from that kind of shit
They walk in place and can't build the momentum to get over it

So let's keep our history fresh and clear...
Since what's so far can seem so near...

I don't wanna hear another break up song
I can't pretend and just play along
And don't really care who's right or wrong
I just don't wanna hear another fucking love song

I understand this outlet works and we all need release
But it's kinda hard to see how this is giving anyone relief
They need it cause it sells and your emotions start to swell
And it's kinda hard to run away from something that you knew so well

So let's keep our history fresh and clear...
Since what's so far can seem so near...
Keep writing SHIT because it sells...
To 15 year old girls. Tell me, who else?

I don't wanna hear another break up song
I can't pretend and just play along
And don't really care who's right or wrong
I just don't wanna hear another fucking love song
Track Name: Eat Some Meth
EAT SOME METH!!!

Eat some meth
Eat some meth
Don't taste good
It's not food
Don't be dumb
Innate for some
There's the sun
We do this shit for fun

Eat some meth
Eat some meth
Get shit done
Sounds like fun
Run from cops
Clean your mops
Seen way to many suns
Suddenly done
Track Name: Drug War
Why do we have freedom if we can't even use it?
Why do so few people have power then abuse it?
Seen it happen time and again
I've seen arrested lots of friends
Just for being themselves
So what if we're fucking using?

Always so quick to judge
How? When you've never been sucked into situation
At least stand up for yourself
Cause we can't just resort to contemplation

Why do so many people seem to be on heroin?
It's not hard when your government's the one that's pushing it
Seen it happen time and again
I've seen addicted lots of friends
Uncle Sam don't need a remedy when he's contributing

Always so quick to judge
How? When you've never been sucked into situation
At least stand up for yourself
Cause we can't just resort to contemplation

The time to wake up's now
Can't you see all the shit your government is pulling
Don't separate yourself man
Cause we're gonna need all us just to get through it
Track Name: Live
See fake people everyday
How can they live their life this way?
They seem to think and seem to feel
And it's nothing but PR appeal
How can they keep it locked away?
Must get harder everyday

I don't know what anybody thinks
What they say won't make me swim or sink
I won't sweat an opinion
Live life, and do what I want

Go to church yet still they steal
Cause deities won't help them heal
They use religion as a crutch
I doubt false impressions help them much
Best god in show, best god for stress
It's funny their devil has killed less

I don't know what anybody thinks
What they say won't make me swim or sink
I won't sweat an opinion
Live life, and do what I want

I don't know what anybody thinks
What they say won't make me swim or sink
I won't sweat an opinion
Live life, and do what I want
Fuck them all
We got our own rules to live by
And then we're gone
At the end of every day I still can say
I live life, and do what I want
Track Name: Friends
We all know people we call friends
We all know these humans and some have quotations
We all know people that claim to be family
But who's real? Who cares for the best interest of me?

Fuck all these mask wearing people
Fuck all these assholes with minds oh so feeble
Don't try to find friends, there's a means to their end
Your real and true friends will find you in the end
So fuck all these weak minded people
They only see life through a peephole

There once was a time plain and simple
When ignorance makes life just so beautiful
Didn't pay attention to shit right in my face
The next moment life my opinions displaced
My "bother" just stabbed me, was always a bitch
We're supposed to be blood
What the hell's wrong with this?

Fuck all these mask wearing people
Fuck all these assholes with minds oh so feeble
Don't try to find friends, there's a means to their end
Your real and true friends will find you in the end
So fuck all these weak minded people
They only see life through a peephole

So just choose your friends carefully
Make sure, don't repeat history
Track Name: Jake
Shattered glass
Bloody hands
Sometimes this rage is all I have
There's a comfort in all of this
Entertaining my violence
I always seem to go back when...
I feel better every now and then

Society has got me pegged
Immoral, soulless, psychopath
Hanging on by a thread
Cut me loose
Myself, I can't

Broken dreams
Torn to shreds
Sometimes this rage is all I have
I took a trip inside my brain
My reaction? Total disdain
I didn't like much what I found there
The only exit is so clear

Society has got me pegged
Immoral, soulless, psychopath
Hanging on by a thread
Cut me loose
Myself, I can't
Track Name: Money Well Spent
"Money over everything"
The motto of America
Give the cops a lot of green
Give the judge a little more
Bomb them all to hell they say
Make em pay! We'll make em pay!
Cause they're not from the USA
Isn't it great?
Aren't you fucking proud?
This is America, you're part of the crowd
And if you disagree then you're the enemy

There's so much that I can't fix
But in the worst case you'll still hear me bitch
We live in a world of greed
A mental hemorrhage that's forced to bleed
Still we all pay some rent
Not that our money is being well spent
They're spent!

Cops are mowing everybody down
On the coast and in your local town
They started riots from a thief killed then
But what about the chick they killed in Burlington?
And what about the cops that still run free?
A judge cleared them, it's not his kid that's dead
American idea of crime and punishment
Their fucking laws don't apply to us all

There's so much that I can't fix
But in the worst case you'll still hear me bitch
We live in a world of greed
A mental hemorrhage that's forced to bleed
Still we all pay some rent
Not that our money is being well spent
They're spent!

Make em pay! We'll make em pay!
Make em pay! We'll make em pay!

The rich get richer, the poor get poorer
30 years later it's still 1984
Track Name: DSM 5
Trying...
Just to keep my head straight
You try...
Engage and instigate

Quickly jump to a conclusion
Say I suffer from delusions
But what do you know?
You only practice, not define
Tell me to walk a straightened line
And give me all these pills for life
With Pfizer up your ass pushing their zombie design

7 pills a day keeps my mind at bay
7 pills a day keeps my doctor well paid

So you...
You fucking lock me away?
Someday...
I will see your dismay

Put me in an institution
Blame it on your constitution
Oh but I forgot you hold the highest place of all
Won't be forever soon to fall
And when you know that death is calling
Just remember me and know I'm finally free

7 pills a day keeps my mind at bay
7 pills a day keeps my doctor well paid
7 days a week I live with all this shit
There's more than 7 ways to die
So which one will I pick?