The Worst $5 You Ever Spent

by Hammered with Jesus

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I, I ain't no goddamn cowboy just cause I ride horses and stuff And I, I ain't no goddamn cowboy, seems like I'm called that way too much If I was a cowboy I'd kick your ass After I smack you in the face with a whiskey glass Cause dumb shit starts fights among idiots If I was a cowboy I'd shoot em all As I make my way drunk into your local mall Cause Jack, guns shots, and meth solve everything I, I ain't no fucking cowboy Only as much as a buddhist priest And I, don't wanna be a fucking cowboy I'd rather jerk off non-stop for 2 or 3 weeks
2.
Don't really give a fuck about what they want Rather live a hard life than go through complacency Can't let them have any control over my thoughts I see it everyday, those people seems so sickly Get a wife, have kids, die.. Go bury yourself in debt The few are placing bets That you'll succumb to their lies Track your location spying on your cell phone calls Where's the freedom? More like domestic espionage A random guy with no high school education Gave up his life for people living in this fucked nation Get a wife, have kids, die... Go bury yourself in debt The few are placing bets That you'll succumb to their lies Fuck their punishments Need to kill this government
3.
Go driving down the street In search for just a little weed They see my appearance... Automatically their profiling What the fuck is this now? Pulled over for no good damn reason They wanna search my shit now Including every single cavity Apparently I'm guilty Headed to jail just for a seed Supposed to protect our rights They just shove them right up your ass And they still have the nerve To say that they protect and serve Walking around my house Searching for just boredom relief My girl is in a bad mood And directing her bullshit at me Words lead to physical Now this chick suddenly hits me I can't hit her back so I just Restrain her gently as can be It doesn't matter what I did Headed back to jail for what she did Laws, they make no sense They're only out to take your pence They never gave a fuck They want you just to blow and suck They always seem so sure But don't know the meaning of their words And they still have the nerve To say that they protect and serve
4.
A Love Song 01:38
I don't wanna hear another break up song I can't pretend and just play along And don't really care who's right or wrong I just don't wanna hear another fucking love song Why should I care about your relationships? Even if I saw it clear through all of the distortion... I know a few depressed and solely from that kind of shit They walk in place and can't build the momentum to get over it So let's keep our history fresh and clear... Since what's so far can seem so near... I don't wanna hear another break up song I can't pretend and just play along And don't really care who's right or wrong I just don't wanna hear another fucking love song I understand this outlet works and we all need release But it's kinda hard to see how this is giving anyone relief They need it cause it sells and your emotions start to swell And it's kinda hard to run away from something that you knew so well So let's keep our history fresh and clear... Since what's so far can seem so near... Keep writing SHIT because it sells... To 15 year old girls. Tell me, who else? I don't wanna hear another break up song I can't pretend and just play along And don't really care who's right or wrong I just don't wanna hear another fucking love song
5.
EAT SOME METH!!! Eat some meth Eat some meth Don't taste good It's not food Don't be dumb Innate for some There's the sun We do this shit for fun Eat some meth Eat some meth Get shit done Sounds like fun Run from cops Clean your mops Seen way to many suns Suddenly done
6.
Drug War 01:38
Why do we have freedom if we can't even use it? Why do so few people have power then abuse it? Seen it happen time and again I've seen arrested lots of friends Just for being themselves So what if we're fucking using? Always so quick to judge How? When you've never been sucked into situation At least stand up for yourself Cause we can't just resort to contemplation Why do so many people seem to be on heroin? It's not hard when your government's the one that's pushing it Seen it happen time and again I've seen addicted lots of friends Uncle Sam don't need a remedy when he's contributing Always so quick to judge How? When you've never been sucked into situation At least stand up for yourself Cause we can't just resort to contemplation The time to wake up's now Can't you see all the shit your government is pulling Don't separate yourself man Cause we're gonna need all us just to get through it
7.
Live 01:26
See fake people everyday How can they live their life this way? They seem to think and seem to feel And it's nothing but PR appeal How can they keep it locked away? Must get harder everyday I don't know what anybody thinks What they say won't make me swim or sink I won't sweat an opinion Live life, and do what I want Go to church yet still they steal Cause deities won't help them heal They use religion as a crutch I doubt false impressions help them much Best god in show, best god for stress It's funny their devil has killed less I don't know what anybody thinks What they say won't make me swim or sink I won't sweat an opinion Live life, and do what I want I don't know what anybody thinks What they say won't make me swim or sink I won't sweat an opinion Live life, and do what I want Fuck them all We got our own rules to live by And then we're gone At the end of every day I still can say I live life, and do what I want
8.
Friends 01:22
We all know people we call friends We all know these humans and some have quotations We all know people that claim to be family But who's real? Who cares for the best interest of me? Fuck all these mask wearing people Fuck all these assholes with minds oh so feeble Don't try to find friends, there's a means to their end Your real and true friends will find you in the end So fuck all these weak minded people They only see life through a peephole There once was a time plain and simple When ignorance makes life just so beautiful Didn't pay attention to shit right in my face The next moment life my opinions displaced My "bother" just stabbed me, was always a bitch We're supposed to be blood What the hell's wrong with this? Fuck all these mask wearing people Fuck all these assholes with minds oh so feeble Don't try to find friends, there's a means to their end Your real and true friends will find you in the end So fuck all these weak minded people They only see life through a peephole So just choose your friends carefully Make sure, don't repeat history
9.
Jake 01:23
Shattered glass Bloody hands Sometimes this rage is all I have There's a comfort in all of this Entertaining my violence I always seem to go back when... I feel better every now and then Society has got me pegged Immoral, soulless, psychopath Hanging on by a thread Cut me loose Myself, I can't Broken dreams Torn to shreds Sometimes this rage is all I have I took a trip inside my brain My reaction? Total disdain I didn't like much what I found there The only exit is so clear Society has got me pegged Immoral, soulless, psychopath Hanging on by a thread Cut me loose Myself, I can't
10.
"Money over everything" The motto of America Give the cops a lot of green Give the judge a little more Bomb them all to hell they say Make em pay! We'll make em pay! Cause they're not from the USA Isn't it great? Aren't you fucking proud? This is America, you're part of the crowd And if you disagree then you're the enemy There's so much that I can't fix But in the worst case you'll still hear me bitch We live in a world of greed A mental hemorrhage that's forced to bleed Still we all pay some rent Not that our money is being well spent They're spent! Cops are mowing everybody down On the coast and in your local town They started riots from a thief killed then But what about the chick they killed in Burlington? And what about the cops that still run free? A judge cleared them, it's not his kid that's dead American idea of crime and punishment Their fucking laws don't apply to us all There's so much that I can't fix But in the worst case you'll still hear me bitch We live in a world of greed A mental hemorrhage that's forced to bleed Still we all pay some rent Not that our money is being well spent They're spent! Make em pay! We'll make em pay! Make em pay! We'll make em pay! The rich get richer, the poor get poorer 30 years later it's still 1984
11.
DSM 5 02:28
Trying... Just to keep my head straight You try... Engage and instigate Quickly jump to a conclusion Say I suffer from delusions But what do you know? You only practice, not define Tell me to walk a straightened line And give me all these pills for life With Pfizer up your ass pushing their zombie design 7 pills a day keeps my mind at bay 7 pills a day keeps my doctor well paid So you... You fucking lock me away? Someday... I will see your dismay Put me in an institution Blame it on your constitution Oh but I forgot you hold the highest place of all Won't be forever soon to fall And when you know that death is calling Just remember me and know I'm finally free 7 pills a day keeps my mind at bay 7 pills a day keeps my doctor well paid 7 days a week I live with all this shit There's more than 7 ways to die So which one will I pick?
12.
Fed Up 02:19

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released August 1, 2016

Danny Ogden wrote most of it, played guitar and bass, and "sang". Jake Davis did all the drums and wrote some of it. Ethan Hodge did nothing cause that's what he does.

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Hammered with Jesus Cincinnati, Ohio

Still 3 dudes but we’re looking for another guitarist. Writing new shit. You get what you pay for. We still suck and will totally fuck it up.

L2R - Tim Moore, Danny Ogden, Ethan Hodge

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