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I, I ain't no goddamn cowboy just cause I ride horses and stuff
And I, I ain't no goddamn cowboy, seems like I'm called that way too much

If I was a cowboy I'd kick your ass
After I smack you in the face with a whiskey glass
Cause dumb shit starts fights among idiots
If I was a cowboy I'd shoot em all
As I make my way drunk into your local mall
Cause Jack, guns shots, and meth solve everything

I, I ain't no fucking cowboy
Only as much as a buddhist priest
And I, don't wanna be a fucking cowboy
I'd rather jerk off non-stop for 2 or 3 weeks

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from The Worst $5 You Ever Spent, released August 1, 2016

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Hammered with Jesus Cincinnati, Ohio

Still 3 dudes but we’re looking for another guitarist. Writing new shit. You get what you pay for. We still suck and will totally fuck it up.

L2R - Tim Moore, Danny Ogden, Ethan Hodge

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